Important Words

The six most important words in the English language are:
"I admit I made a mistake."
The five most important words in the English language are:
"You did a good job."
The four most important words in the English language are:
"What is your opinion?"
The three most important words in the English language are:
"If you please."
The two most important words in the English language are:
"Thank you."
The one most important word in the English language is:
"We."
The least important word in the English language is:
"I."
The two least important words in the English language are:
"I can't!"
The three least important words in the English language are:
"You Screwed Up!"

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