As migration season approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south without some help, so they decided to go by commercial plane.
When they checked in for the flight, the attendant noticed that their baggage consisted of two dead raccoons.
"Do you really think I'm going to let you check these through as luggage?" he asked.
"Of course not," replied one of the vultures, "they're carrion."
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