Gulls Must Be Protected

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.

One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more.

On the way back, he ran into two lions asleep in the middle of the path. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.

Immediately, he was arrested and charged with - transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.


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