A creature rose up out of the surf and came ashore. Its garments were made of green sea lettuce.
"I am the friendly Witch of the Sand," she said, " Don't be afraid. I am only going to sunbathe."
The sun was terribly hot. Her skin began to bake and it turned as red as a ripe tomato!
Have you ever seen ... a baking lettuce and tomato Sand Witch?
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