In The Beginning

There was the plan;

but the plan was without form;

and man created the procedure.

Darkness was upon the face of the employees;

and they were sore afraid;

and they looked upon their supervisors and cried:

"It is a crock of dung and stinks to High Heaven!"

And the supervisors spake unto the project supervisors, saying:

"It is a bucket of manure and intolerably malodorous."

And the project administrators spake unto the section managers, saying:

"It is a vessel of fertilizer and exceedingly strong."

And the section managers spake unto the department directors, saying:

"It promoteth growth and is very powerful."

And the department directors spake unto the company president, saying:

"It augmenteth development and productivity."

And the company president looked down on the procedure ...

"AND IT WAS GOOD!"

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