In The Beginning

There was the plan;
but the plan was without form;
and man created the procedure.
Darkness was upon the face of the employees;
and they were sore afraid;
and they looked upon their supervisors and cried:
"It is a crock of dung and stinks to High Heaven!"
And the supervisors spake unto the project supervisors, saying:
"It is a bucket of manure and intolerably malodorous."
And the project administrators spake unto the section managers, saying:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and exceedingly strong."
And the section managers spake unto the department directors, saying:
"It promoteth growth and is very powerful."
And the department directors spake unto the company president, saying:
"It augmenteth development and productivity."
And the company president looked down on the procedure ...

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