The Patriotism and Performance Evaluation

Years ago, a brother and sister named Dwayne and Amber worked for the CIA in Paris. Their job was to sniff out Soviet spies - and most of those spies met secretly in Parisian restaurants.

Because Amber and Dwayne never knew precisely _where_ the Soviet spies would rendezvous, they'd roam from cafe to cafe, eating constantly. Their mission was stressful, and they bickered all the time - especially Amber - even though they successfully captured many Soviet agents.

That's why, at their annual performance report, the CIA director wrote: "They're dutiful voracious spies, but Amber raves at Dwayne."