The Spiritual Path

Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere,
so the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard.
And even when he was not on a hunger strike,
he ate little, which made him quite thin and frail.
He also was a very spiritual person.
He was human, however.
For instance, some say that at times he had bad breath.
So there are those who call him a ...
"super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis"!

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